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Choir Quotes
These quotes are from our conductor, Brett Stewart. Some All of these quotes are completely taken out of context and were legitmate comments on our music. We, the choir members just like to take advantage of the funny lyrics that can be found in music. Other quotes we just thought were funny, or didn't come out quite right.

"I don't care if god is late, he's marked tardy!"
"I was thinking of altos while taking my shower last night..."
"I know you all want me, but I can't be with all of you at once."
"Whole peckin' year"
"Don't flip off the 'N!'"
"Roll your rumps!"
"I want a short ass!"
"Round your bums!"
"Fanny is soft."
"Squeeze your cheeks."
"...wedgie on your cheeks."
"Crescendo into the pu-."
"Men play a round with the girls."
"Altos, you should get off with the men!"
"Cody and Jaycob, I want you two."
"Daniel, I'm ready for you now"
"...Sexy tight lips."
"I've had enough sexy."
"Let's be gay!"
"This is so bad... It's like I'm being aurally raped!"
"I have to whip you guys every day!"